tyleryumm:

misskaiila:

suckmytatss:

I danced with a doctor because the voices told me to

I ate a mexican because i was high -___-

I murdered the computer because i was drunk ahahah that would be me
I shot my bestfreidns brother because I was high

I went out with your mom because I’m hot and I do what I want.

tyleryumm:

misskaiila:

suckmytatss:

I danced with a doctor because the voices told me to

I ate a mexican because i was high -___-

I murdered the computer because i was drunk ahahah that would be me

I shot my bestfreidns brother because I was high

I went out with your mom because I’m hot and I do what I want.

(Source: burnwoodstock, via fandanglelang)

  1. bowsandarrowss reblogged this from justinfmphan and added:
    LOL……………………………………………………………………………
  2. scarlettthefluff reblogged this from niggalamb and added:
    I kissed a doctor because that’s how I roll my reaction…. hurr…. matt smith
  3. niggalamb reblogged this from alexngo and added:
    I ate a pickle because that’s what I do. (I’m not wearing a shirt right now. :P)
  4. nhimo reblogged this from paraiba-tourmailine and added:
    I smacked a ninja because I’m hot and I do what I want. LOOOL Wth
  5. paraiba-tourmailine reblogged this from alexngo and added:
    I murdered a homeless guy because I was high. If only Mrs. Daniell could see this ._.
  6. cinnamorollfudge reblogged this from burnwoodstock and added:
    my neighbor because I’m hot and do what I want. LOLOL. mine makes sense. :P
  7. wucas-young reblogged this from gabbypooisajew and added:
    I choked on my best friends brother because that’s just how I roll -_-
  8. gabbypooisajew reblogged this from daretolisten
  9. daretolisten reblogged this from iwillheartyou and added:
    i went out with a policeman because i was high. -_-
  10. gabberzz reblogged this from ninaanastasia and added:
    I sang to a DVD player cause i’m hot and I do whatever I want . Lmfao
  11. ninaaaaaaxo reblogged this from david-the-dinosaur and added:
    i smacked my brother because i was drunk (:
  12. yosoyjaaasmine reblogged this from ange-geek and added:
    I gave my number to a mexican… because i was drunk( x
  13. jizzin reblogged this from ange-geek and added:
    I gave my number to a sock because I’m hot and I do what I want.
  14. ange-geek reblogged this from jewellceleste and added:
    I danced with a llama because I was drunk xD Seems legit.
  15. yolioveryou reblogged this from lexxifanaticc and added:
    ishot a homeless guuuey cauuse im retarded .
  16. lexxifanaticc reblogged this from jewellceleste and added:
    i kissed a dr. cause the voices told me to.
  17. jewellceleste reblogged this from david-the-dinosaur and added:
    i went out with my brother because i was high -.-
  18. david-the-dinosaur reblogged this from missfokina and added:
    I kissed my psychiatrist because that’s what I do
  19. luxurioous reblogged this from missfokina and added:
    “I MURDERED AN IPOD BECAUSE I WAS HIGH” LMFAOO’ MINE MAKES SENSE,
  20. missfokina reblogged this from redszx and added:
    I shot a goat because I hate myself.
  21. jaccccmedeiros reblogged this from -freeyourself and added:
    shot my cell phone because i’m hot and i do what i want. gideon; i shot a llama because i was high.
  22. alyssalol reblogged this from burnwoodstock
  23. optimisticmitzy reblogged this from macaylafyfcuhh and added:
    I gave my number to a weirdo because i’m hot and I do what I want. haha >:D
  24. macaylafyfcuhh reblogged this from b0nkerzz
  25. mslae reblogged this from b0nkerzz and added:
    i shot a football player because i was high (lol wtf hahaha)
  26. b0nkerzz reblogged this from burnwoodstock
  27. city-lights-and-paradise reblogged this from burnwoodstock
  28. sunshine-oasis reblogged this from iwillheartyou
  29. captain-troy-handsome reblogged this from gooeyyummyumm and added:
    I choked on a weirdo because I was drunk…err..
  30. dnalragybbil-swag reblogged this from burningbible and added:
    i murdered a baseball bat because i was high.
  31. squeakycleanketchup reblogged this from freakinoyanceisyove and added:
    I ate a sock because I was high… o.0
  32. my-missing-piece reblogged this from dopefreshsonam and added:
    I CHOKED ON a fork bcuz im stupid.
  33. so-fetch-for-life reblogged this from 0peny0urmind
  34. eyeballsforbreakfast reblogged this from gooeyyummyumm and added:
    I hugged the computer because thats how I roll c:
  35. tardisonthewaytobadwolfbay reblogged this from freakinoyanceisyove and added:
    I hugged a stuffed animal because I’m hot and do what I want. LOL, yep. jkk.
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  37. 0peny0urmind reblogged this from stupid-andfearlesss
  38. m4randa reblogged this from freakinoyanceisyove and added:
    I kissed my dog cause that’s how I roll xD
  39. starryskieslatenights reblogged this from freakinoyanceisyove and added:
    I choked on my dog because the voices told me to.
  40. letsjustliveinthemoment reblogged this from rileycussen
  41. trapped-inside-my-mind reblogged this from freakinoyanceisyove and added:
    i hugged my brother because someone offered me 1,000,000 dollars :p
  42. noregretsjustlovex2 reblogged this from rileycussen